We did it, again! Best Modern men in form, culture, talent and wit,once you meet one, every man after is a boy. Living in a dump raised by seagulls. It brings me to this, our pride and horror, the 3rd most visited site of mass murder by beasts in history. Number one on the horizon ., the Ohio Snail Trail! Migration, Penetration. Darwin's Wet Dream. Every poll in the country was counted and it's clear, If you need the best lover, chat buddy, Friend or enemy, we do not have a hookup, we have a Bush light at a weenie roast and take you to the barn for a throw down on a hodown. You won't leave that farm until you are older, next fall maybe, the number game puts each man at full service capable to 134 lovers constantly , We have No men in the work force, our young are busy fighting and kicking the shit out hornet nests, guy stuff. , the absence spiked due to the millions a day ignoring the strict no cutting in line policy for a man. by the thousands the cheating thrum, through the lawless Hoosier state where lines don't even matter on roads. they attempt the great river crossing each morning when they believe the local kids shouting "go! Crocodiles don't eat breakfast" , Crocodiles did skip breakfast for the past million years, but not that's it. Most important meal , and we let em eat everyone, if a few get by we take a couple rifle shots at em sometimes, but we are the state of roller coasters. We invented the rules of standing in line, before we stepped in, the world did everything standing in bunches, circles, Line up. Eyes forward. wait your turn . No other choice, be an adult. If you think you understand rules now, at the cost of family friends inside my reptiles bellies, Rejoice!!!! You are a winner. More lucky that getting hit by falling star. Step through here wet terrified but safe and victorious. Mr. Bot has instructions to claim you a slice of American perfection. Your life can be absolutely a train wreck here after, baby you barely made it to Ohio and that's better than the best man in the best state in the best country since time began until the sun shits out on us, ohio men will shine last.